I Stopped Holding My Breathe a Long Time Ago
From an undisclosed Christian college in the great northeastern state of Pennsylvania:

Dear Mr. Mather:
Thanks you very much for speaking with us regarding the position of Resident Director at __________ College. Those who spoke with you were impressed with your experience and interest in ____________ College. You presented yourself effectively.

I wanted you to know as soon as possible that the College has decided that we will not be offering a position to you at this time. Although this may be a disappointment, we wanted you to have this information now so that you will feel free to pursue other opportunities.

Sincerely,
[Director of Human Resources]